Hello Handsome!

AND THIS IS ME NAKED. LOL. WELL ACTUALLY AS A CUE FROM MADONNA….

DID YOU KNOW THAT RIGHT NOW I’M ACTUALLY WRITING IN BIG BOLD BUT IT’S NOT COMING OUT THAT WAY. I’M SO CONFUSED BY WORDPRESS.

Ok. NOT INTERESTED IN MY WEBSITE WOES. HERE THE DEAL. NO ONE ACTUALLY KNEW WHAT MADGE LOOKED LIKE. SHE IS THE MOST PHOTO SHOPPED STAR.

SO SHE INSTAGRAMMED HER NAKED FACE. AND EVERYONE WAS SHOCKED.

Guys… SHOOT ME IF I EVER GET TO THAT POINT.

I JUST NEVER WANT TO SUFFER FROM “JANICE SYNDROME’. FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO KNOW WHAT THIS IS….

JANICE SYNDROME- THE PLASTIC SURGERY EFFECT ON THE HUMAN FACE IN WHICH THE PUBLIC HAS JOKINGLY TAGGED AS JANICE … AS YOU SEE BELOW….. the stretched face , the obvious ref to being a muppet implies total giggling.

EXAMPLES:

DONATELLA VERSACE IS PERHAPS THE ULTIMATE JANICE. I CAN’T EVEN REMEMBER WHEN SHE LOOKED LIKE ANYTHING ELSE.
THIS 15 MIN FAME PERSON I WILL NEVER CALL NEW YORK I ACTUALLY FIND I WON’T CALL THESE REALITY SHOW PEOPLE BY NAME AS TALENT IS A PREREQUISITE TO BE KNOWN FOR ANYTHING. BUT YES. I THINK SHE TOOK WHATEVER SHE WON AND CHOSE TO TAKE THE WORST ADVICE TO ” HAVE WORK DONE,”

IT’S ACTUALLY REALLY SIMPLE: PLASTIC SURGERY IS NOT AT ALL MADE FOR EVERY FACE. IN FACT MOST FACES. THERE ARE PEOPLE YOU CAN’T EVEN TELL! BUT THERE ARE THOSE THAT CAN’T TAKE TO IT.

IN MY THEORY…. I STFU. BECAUSE WHO AM I TO SAY a thing.

WE HAVE NO IDEA. I HAVE HAD GLIMPSES. I’M AN AGING BEAUTY.

And YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT’S LIKE TO HAVE A GUY REALLY SAY TO YOU:

“I WASN’T EXPECTING YOU TO LOOK THIS OLD”

But THAT NEVER HAPPENS.

Recently I have had some vendetta review about me.

It cites GASP! I AM LYING ABOUT MY HAIR!!!!

First of all lmao …

Go on laugh. I did.

I wear wigs. How is the hell fires blowing when a lady isn’t doing her hair in a way that practices illusion!!!!

WHY MONROE MACKIE WeARS hair pieces- it’s Simple. MY HAIR … IS ACTUALLY BLONDE BUT I DON’T LIKE THE LENGTH . AT FIRST I WOULD SLICK IT BACK. I LIKE THAT. BUT THE CONSTANT GEL USE INHIBITS GROWTH.

I have to say I love the versatility of wigs. And my clients do to! Can YOU SEE WHY I DON’T SEE MEN THAT READ THESE THINGS???

2. Do you HAVE TEETH?

How dare you. FIRST OF ALL DON’T CALL ME AND TEXT ME AND TEST ME AND CALL ME A CAT FISHER.

Look at me above.

SECOND OF ALL … TEETH OR NOT.

When HEAR A MAN … ASK ME THIS. YOU KNOW EVERYTHING I LOOK AT.

I AM NOT ANSWERING YES OR NO FOR ONE REASON:

I AM LITERALLY LOOKING FOR MEN.

A TRUE MAN WOULD THINK “NO TEETH? OH YES!!!! THAT’S GONNA BE THE BEST

B#$@ J$#!!!!

NOW.. MEN THAT DON’T…. (EVEN THO I’M NOT GONNA SEE A READER OF REVIEWS)

HANGS UP.

I WANT THAT GUY … THE FORMER.

BECAUSE HE’S THE REAL MAN. AND HE’S GONNA BE THE FUN ONE!!!!

GUYS… NEVER FORGET YOUR ANIMAL INSTINCT. I NEVER SMILE WITH MY TEETH. SO THE FUCK WHAT? AND REVIEWS ARE WRITTEN BY MEN WHO HATE.

Have you ever noticed…

“I liked her I will see her again” , “she made me feel good ” these are great reviews? They are stupid. Then the great ones are paid for. And the bad ones ARE SO IN DETAIL. TRUST ME. THIS GUY IS REALLY PISSED. AND WE DIDN’T DO IT. LOL

I’ve had GIRLS STEAL MY NAME, PICS. AND I HAVE BEEN REVIEWED AS THEM.

BUT THE REASON OF THE DAY? I ATTRACT THE ONES THAT WILL REALLY WAIT FOR ME. IM NEVER MISS NOW. I’M MISS ONLY.

Above I began the post with a unedited pic.

THAT IS ME. NO GAMES. AND I AM ASKING YOU. IN RETURN TO GIVE BACK THAT WHAT I GIVE.

Kisses xo

Another me

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